Begging for turkey on Facebook

Canadian Thanksgiving is coming up and I’m hoping some nice Canadian family will adopt me for the evening. I’m, like, a sixteenth Cherokee so basically you owe me anyway.

Do you only ever sleep with ratty old cumdumpsters and need something cute to take home to Mom? Are you gay and you need a beard? Would doing a good deed make you feel better about being such a shitty person?

Attention shitty gay sluts: Take me home with you! I may drink all your wine but I’ll do all your dishes.

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worked like a charm