Oh grow up

On Cultural Difference

Goyisher women exercise their kegels.

Jewish women exercise their kugels.

Formula Fun! 500 Delicious Recipes for the Whole Family to Enjoy

Oh shit, Gerbers is baby food. I meant Carnation. What an amateur.

Ew, what's this all over the bed? Angst?

Harold and Maudlin

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The yawning mouth of hell

A former boyfriend saw this movie and told me it reminded him of me.

I have to say I was a little alarmed. Then I realized it was because he remembered I had sort of a thing for dentata folklore when I was 16. Dermoid cysts, or masculine fears of being devoured? Either way: cool!

(DO women diminish men with their vaginas? Geez. I mean I try.)

I wish I were in charge of marketing for this flick.

Chew on that.

...feeling a little peckish myself

I am a good person

When I was fourteen my boyfriend invited me to a party at his house.

The bathroom was out of the way, so he had to escort me.

To my chagrin, he waited for me just outside.

So I held the toilet handle down while I was peeing, hoping that the continued flush would drown out the sound of my stream.

But the toilet overflowed pee-water all over the bathroom floor.

Panicked, I cleaned up the mess with my boyfriend's bath towel.

After, I folded it and put it back on the rack.

Hey, I was fourteen.

The huge dutch guy who pissed in my kitchen sink just friended me on facebook.
Oh hi.