She starts her sentences with lol

My roommate is the stupidest person I have ever met, hands down.

She can't remember our address. She's lived here since July, but she still sends friends to our landlord's place next door. And she ordered a cab to two blocks away a few weeks ago.

It also took some effort to convince her that "dumpling" was, in fact, a real word and not "just something people say."

But the best might be the time I had a dinner party and lit some tea lights around the Bonzai tree that sits on my kitchen table. You know, ambiance.

The next day she asked me what the difference between Buddhism and "Judism" was, since they "both had trees."

Long, hilarious story short, it turns out that she thought that the candles and Bonzai were all part of a complex Judistic ritual.

You can't make this shit up.