TWO were left over in the sink after I took the trash out, and I had to flush them down the toilet to kill the stink

I may have already mentioned this, but my roommate is an idiot. Her most recent challenge was distinguishing between lettuce (she was going for iceberg, that gives you an idea) and cabbage.

She failed, and now I have her abandoned head of cabbage in my fridge. It's the size of a kickball and weighs like ten pounds, but I can't throw it out because I'd feel guilty. So here I am at 1am, hungry and googling “delicious cabbage recipes.”

Also, I found out what rotten chickpeas smell like. The wrath of God, that's what.