Win

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So yesterday I was waiting for the light at a crosswalk, minding my own, when this super huge fatty man (I mean, husky and then some) came flying up the street on his bicycle, flesh flaps a-whappin' in the wind.

And as he rounds the corner he roars: "MOVE! FATASS!"

At me!

And I was all, "I THINK YOU'RE PROJECTING!"

My fellow pedestos thought it was pretty funny, and there we were all a-titter, mocking the fat man on wheels.