My street has a knife-sharpening truck. It comes and it dingles and dangles like it's bringing me malt cups and choco tacos, but no, just ceramic and steel. I've never used it myself ("waking hours," "nudity/intoxication time"; tomatee, tomato) but I do love whenever it goes by because I get to picture people gathering all their kitchen knives in their arms and racing downstairs to catch that silly truck.
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is this for realz? you would never run for a knife truck anyways. only for chicken and for mice.
Yay she's back!
nudity and intoxication takes up about 15 minutes of my day (the part where I smoke crack in the shower) what if you had dull scissors in your hands and the truck starts to leave? do you run after it? do you shout?
knife sharpening truck? wtf?
Canada is weird.
-sdree
I can't believe I missed this the first time round:
+1,000,000 points for mentioning the choco taco.
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