Monday, February 16, 2009

Choose your own adventure


Broken Black and Decker Blender . . . (Montreal)
Reply to: sale-1037233074@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-16, 2:37PM EST

Brand New Black and Decker Blender - used once, the cord became wet and I broke a wooden spoon in it. If you can fix it, it's yours . . .
Colour: White with dark blue green buttons . . .
  • Location: Montreal
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1037233074

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Cigarettes and Milk says (9:39 PM):
i'm still trying to piece it together

Marc says (9:41 PM):
Wow, stupid people buy blenders.

Cigarettes and Milk says (9:41 PM):
like, oh shit I got the cord wet...maybe I should jam a wooden spoon in the blades?

Cigarettes and Milk says (9:41 PM):
or, crap I broke my wooden spoon in the blades, better soak it all in water to clean it out?

Marc says (9:42 PM):
Since when does wetting the cord break it, anyway? Unless you pour water on the plug when it's in the wall.

Cigarettes and Milk says (9:43 PM):
maybe she (I'm taking a leap, here) broke the spoon in the actual cord?

Cigarettes and Milk says (9:43 PM):
trying to, I don't know, dry it off?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

i am 100% sure that rosie would read that post and instantly know what went down.

DJ said...

is "cigarettes and milk" supposed to be a rufus wainwright reference?

Boourns said...

No, it was dinner.

DJ said...

If only you had a blender, you could make cigarette milkshakes.

DJ said...

Also.

How can you describe something as both "brand new" and "broken" at the same time?

Jesus.

Boourns said...

With lots of self-doubting ellipses, that's how.