I'm crude but I'm cultured

I was looking for frozen yogurt recipes, I swear.

This is what I got instead:

“A healthy vagina is as clean and pure as a carton of yogurt.”

What a fucking image.

Gets better, too. It's followed by a page full of advice on how to get rid of vaginal infections.

Oh yes oh yes.

Got a yeastie? Fill 'er to the brim with yogurt to encourage the growth of friendly lactobacteria.

Still itchy? Cram a clove of garlic up there to kill those vag-nasties.

I say, both at once! Then masturbate with a cucumber and you can celebrate your healthy honeypot with a batch of homemade Tzatziki.

Twatziki.